Why does Jack O’Neill/Harry Potter fic exist, but Jack O’Neill/Harry MAYBOURNE fic does not?
You guys saw that episode where they were stranded on that moon, right? And you’re telling me no one ships it? Does Jack/Maybourne fic even exist?
what pop culture thinks jim kirk is like: doesn’t remember the names of the thousands of ladies he’s slept with; must have fathered a zillion abandoned kids; constantly hitting on the women; eternally bang bang shebanging; nonstop love machine; womanizing dongpile; smarmy flirtmaster; smoochy powerstud
what jim kirk is actually like: nerdy feminist quoting shakespeare who likes to play dress-up; turned on by strong, intelligent women and the way spock touches walls
Okay but adolescents of DS9 Scooby Doo AU.
Ziyal, Jake, Nog and Alexander pimping out a run about and solving mysteries.
Sometimes Odo accompanies them when he’s forced to take holidays and he shape shifts into pets to look after them and to help them solve mysteries.
yeah i can see where you’re coming from
The Stargate SG-1 writers need to stop KILLING PEOPLE I LIKE. If Narim is dead or wormed or anything that ISN’T ALIVE AND WHOLE I will flip tables I s2g.