SOMEONE ACTUALLY DIED IN THIS EPISODE OF THE A-TEAM. I’M SO SAD. NO ONE EVER DIES! ;__;
Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!
I wish Aliens would hurry the fuck up and show themselves, so I can marry one of them.
*I’m telling my mom I’m going on vacation somewhere new and I’m excited because also there will be no parents*
Mom: You should come to Galveston so me and [your brothers and their girlfriends] can come visit.
Me: NO MOM I’VE BEEN TO GALVESTON I GREW UP GOING TO GALVESTON NO GALVESTON. SOMEWHERE NEW. WITH NO FAMILY.
Mom: [My fiance] has never been to Galveston. You can go to Moody Gardens.
Me: Mom, no!
a kid from my school sent me a pic an elaborate painting of atticus finch shirtless smoking a blunt while a colt 45 is being poured on him along with a text that read “hot dad 2: dad harder” and this is the closest thing to a sext I have ever received
You neglected to mention the Tupac and Biggie cherubs how dare you.
look there’s a lot going on here it makes perfect sense that they’d forget some details