*I’m telling my mom I’m going on vacation somewhere new and I’m excited because also there will be no parents*

Mom: You should come to Galveston so me and [your brothers and their girlfriends] can come visit.

Me: NO MOM I’VE BEEN TO GALVESTON I GREW UP GOING TO GALVESTON NO GALVESTON. SOMEWHERE NEW. WITH NO FAMILY.

Mom: [My fiance] has never been to Galveston. You can go to Moody Gardens.

Me: Mom, no!

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zygoats:

a kid from my school sent me a pic an elaborate painting of atticus finch shirtless smoking a blunt while a colt 45 is being poured on him along with a text that read “hot dad 2: dad harder” and this is the closest thing to a sext I have ever received

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You neglected to mention the Tupac and Biggie cherubs how dare you.

look there’s a lot going on here it makes perfect sense that they’d forget some details